Freshmen

"Cast out of the main dorms and forced to live in temporary housing in the Boughl Science [Building], 14 members of the freshmen class of Freese College have been imbued with miraculous superpowers by the explosion of a mysterious device called the Ax-Cell-Erator! With powers based on whatever they were thinking at that pivotal moment, some kids are blessed with fantastic abilities, like the power to seduce others, or tandem telekinesis. But other are cursed: A die-hard vegan can communicate with plants and vegetables, leaving him nothing to eat. A math whiz must become drunk or stoned in order to inebriate his enemies. One kid woke up with a major boost to his . . . personal equipment. And then there's a talking Beaver with a major attitude" --