Every accepted public quote

“And you know, I hate to admit this, but I don't always think in terms of Shakespeare. When I eat, I do. When I'm at a restaurant, I'll think, 'Hmm, what would Macbeth have ordered?'”

“Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.”

“Southerners are also like ethnic groups in that they have a sense of group identity.”

“As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving.”

“I believe that reality TV should be called 'not reality' TV; it's fiction.”

“White-on-white crime is a devastation in America like so-called black-on-black crime. It's not black or white-on-white crime. It's proximity murder.”

“Bands don't last. Bands don't last forever - it's a rarity when they do.”

“If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.”

“The game has been great to me. The Steelers have been great to me, and I think things will work out and take its toll. But I'm just singularly focused on being a great player, being here aro...”

“I think it's a requirement that the general manager and the coach are communicating with each other on a regular basis, and it's unacceptable if they're not.”

“As a child, I learned hundreds of poems by heart, which I can recite to this day.”

“Given the gruesome fate of the last Tsar, Nicholas II, and his family, and the fact that five of the previous 12 Romanov rulers were also murdered, it is easy to regard Russia's imperial dyn...”

“Like you and your woman ain't gettin' along and you're in love. You can't sleep at nights. Your mind is on her - on whatever. You know, that's the blues. You can't hug that money at night. Y...”

“Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.”

“In our subconscious, we all know we're playing roles.”

“Afghanistan must never again be a safe haven for terrorism.”

“'A Fair Maiden' existed in notes and sketches for perhaps a year. When I traveled, I would take along with me my folder of notes - 'ideas for stories.' Eventually, I began to write it and wr...”

“I love percussive instrumentation.”

“I'm married to the street; I ain't gonna switch over. I ain't gonna go religion on nobody. I believe in God - God is for the thugs too - but the streets are in the most trouble. So I'mma kee...”

“Futurists wanted to suggest movement by means of a dynamic painting; Duchamp applies the notion of delay - or, rather, or analysis - to movement.”

“Learn to accept your spouse's point of view, and allow them their emotions because you'd expect the same thing in return.”

“At this point we've answered about every question you could possibly imagine about Deep Space Nine, so we do this thing called Theatrical Jazz, where we do a show of bits and pieces of thing...”

“If you find great difficulty in trying to reckon with the future or even the present, I think it's intuitive to start that process by reckoning with the past.”

“A large percentage of the staff plays both online and here at the Casinos.”

“As the growth mindset has become more popular and taken hold, we are beginning to find that there are pitfalls. Many educators misunderstand or misapply the concepts.”

“I would say 'American Werewolf in London' is like an unconventional buddy movie: even if the buddy dies 20 minutes in, he still remains throughout the picture, and their partnership is one o...”

“I'm the most humblest guy you can ever talk to or meet.”

“If you value the democratic process, you have to value the protection of political speech.”

“I have a TV Soap Boomerang award, and I always start my year with the Australian Open tennis! Tennis, soccer, you name it.”

“Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair w...”

“A farm regulated to production of raw commodities is not a farm at all. It is a temporary blip until the land is used up, the water polluted, the neighbors nauseated, and the air unbreathabl...”

“The unit of effectiveness of education is not the individual but the group. An individual's moral values are primarily important for society as they contribute to a moral social climate, not...”

“Every Chanel show I've been to is very conceptual. Even down to the music and smells, the whole thing is connected.”

“People started to ask me, 'Do you really play guitar?' They thought it was a prop. It was just interesting, because of all the imaging stuff.”

“Even truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.”

“If you went to school in Nashville, you were aware of all those '60s rockabilly people.”

“A relationship isn't something that has to be created in a day or perfected in a day. Part of the game is to keep working on it. It's something that'll always be just a little flawed.”

“My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. She always gave me good advice because mothers know...”

“Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.”

“When you're the younger brother, usually it's not that common that you're having these experiences that your older brother is in awe of.”

“The leaders of the Women's March, arguably the most prominent feminists in the country, have some chilling ideas and associations. Far from erecting the big tent so many had hoped for, the m...”

“I had a band before I did standup - I've always done music. I got known for being funny, and that's how I make a living - and from acting - but I never stopped playing and producing and reco...”

“I'm living proof you can excel regardless of where you come from.”

“Are we being good ancestors?”

“I don't know anyone on Wall Street who goes to work every day thinking of anything but how to increase their bonus.”

“A very high bar has been set with Robert Downey in 'Iron Man.' That idea was, find the best actor for the part, regardless of whether they've been in a movie like this before.”

“When a positive exchange between a brand and customers becomes quantifiable metrics, it encourages brand to provide better service, customer service to do a better job, and consumers to acti...”

“I am a wholesale entertainer.”