“A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leav...”

“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.”

“The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.”