Ann Coulter

“What liberals mean by 'goose-stepping' or 'ethnic cleansing' is generally something along the lines of 'eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.' But they can't...”

“If all Christians and Jews tithed their income as the Bible commands, every poor person would be cared for, every naked person clothed, and every hungry person fed.”

“I love it! You know, when I tour college campuses, I always find that the prettiest girls in the room are the ones in the College Republicans.”

“'Moderate Republican' is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren't so conspicuous, the 'New York Times' would start referring to 'nice Republi...”

“I'm an American. I have constitutional rights.”

“I know that we've had a lot of immigration. How many immigrants are in prison? And what I found was - and I'm a fanatical researcher - what I found was a massive cover-up by both the governm...”

“Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can't win, nobody cares anymore.”

“Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.”

“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their cou...”

“Americans have always understood the danger of mobs. They are always dangerous; they are always demonic.”

“The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.”

“Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.”

“God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.”

“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and str...”

“I'm not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.”

“You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.”

“My first albums as a little kid were Elton John's 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,' Simon and Garfunkel's 'Greatest Hits' - and 'Workingman's Dead.' How many other people still listen to the musi...”

“Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is 'stealing,' a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.”

“We should be fingerprinting environmentalists... They are out to destroy the country.”

“I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.”