“Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.”
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“Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.”
“One little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison.”
“Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want, call us and we'll show you how to live without it."”
“She's an honor student. She's always saying, "Yes, Your Honor. No, Your Honor."”
“Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.”
“Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.”
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
“There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language, but they come in handy in college football yells.”
“Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month.”
“A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.”
“When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked, "The river or the state?"”
“Letter home from, college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."”
“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.”
“Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates.”
“No one keeps up his enthusiasm automatically. Enthusiasm must be nourished with new actions, new aspirations, new efforts, new vision. Compete with yourself; set your teeth and dive into the...”
“Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”
“The tragedy is not that things are broken. The tragedy is that they are not mended again.”
“The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.”
“When things go wrong, don't go with them.”
“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”