“Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you s...”
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“Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you s...”
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“Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.”
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“When you become senile, you won't know it.”
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“There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.”
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“There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.”
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“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
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