“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
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William Boyd "Bill" Watterson II (born July 5, 1958) is an American cartoonist and the author of the influential and popular comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. His career as a syndicated cartoonist ran from 1985 to 1995; he retired at the end of 1995 with a short statement to newspaper editors and his fans that he felt he had achieved all he could in the comic strip medium. During the early years of his career he produced several drawings and additional contributions for Target: The Political Cartoon Quarterly. Watterson is known for his views on licensing and comic syndication, as well as for his reclusive nature. ([Wikipedia][1]) [1]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson
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“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
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“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
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“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
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“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
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“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. M...”
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“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
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“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”
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“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”
“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”
“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”
“Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial.”
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“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
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“Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”
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“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”
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“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”
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“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”
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“Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.”
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“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”
“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”
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