“It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason...”
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“It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason...”
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“Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be t...”
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“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”
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“I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.”
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“If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.”
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“I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.”
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“Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.”
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“A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.”
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“If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go.”
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“I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.”
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“When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television.”
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“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
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“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”
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“No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'”
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“You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.”
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“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”
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“I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.”
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“I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.”
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“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”
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“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”
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