“I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.”
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“I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.”
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“Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform...”
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“When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.'”
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“I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight people I know who are married.”
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“I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.”
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“My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.”
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“How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.”
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“Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.”
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“Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.”
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