“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers. - Wikipedia
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”
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“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'”
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“How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?”
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
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