George Bernard Shaw

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

“It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.”

“A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.”

“The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.”

“A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.”

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

“We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.”

“Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”

“I want to destroy ownership in order that possession and enjoyment may be raised to the highest point in every section of the community.”

“No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.”

“The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.”

“A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.”

“The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.”

“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”

“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.”

“You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'”

“Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.”

“A happy family is but an earlier heaven.”

“It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right.”