Greg Gutfeld

“Before there was radical Islam, immigration and terror didn't mix.”

“I've said it before: If Queen had died and reincarnated as one person, it would be Devin Townsend.”

“The federal government is enormous; it never shrinks. And the interest is killing us.”

“By silencing speech, the new Left makes life more dangerous by leaving violence as the only option. Maybe that's what they want.”

“If you can have a skewed sense of your body, it stands to reason you could develop the same kind of thing about your relationships with others in a social network.”

“For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.”

“If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?”

“Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.”

“Sully's' upbeat message is that we still need humans. It was the heroically human Sully who saved those people, not some cold equation written on a chalkboard.”

“Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance.”