“To a philosopher like Nietzsche, the Jew is culpable not for rejecting Christianity but for inventing it.”
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Author detail
Howard Jacobson was born in Manchester, England, and educated at Cambridge. His many novels include The Mighty Walzer (winner of the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize), Who’s Sorry Now? and Kalooki Nights (both longlisted for the Man Booker Prize), and, most recently, The Act of Love. Jacobson is also a respected critic and broadcaster, and writes a weekly column for the Independent. He lives in London. [Source][1] [1]: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/171414.Howard_Jacobson
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“To a philosopher like Nietzsche, the Jew is culpable not for rejecting Christianity but for inventing it.”
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“The painter Sidney Nolan once told me I tried too hard. Advice I've been trying hard to follow ever since.”
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“It is against the spirit of our non-discriminating times to openly prefer one sort of music to another, so let's just say that hearing grand orchestral music in a public place is exhilaratin...”
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“I am happiest now. There's nothing like running out of time to make you realise you're in the right skin, with the right person, and that the Apocalypse will happen with or without you.”
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“You know you are grown sentimental when you start counting the cygnets on the duck pond in the park to be sure none has perished since you counted last.”
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“In anticipation of a meal - supposing we are with the ideal companion at the best table in the perfect restaurant - we might indeed postpone sadness. And maybe even halfway through, we will...”
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“The queue and the fan are, of course, closely related in that fans will queue any length of time in any weather to see, touch, watch, hear, read, wear, or simply enjoy proximity to the objec...”
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“There is a shop close to where I live, outside which, on certain nights of the month - I've no idea if the transit of the moon determines precisely when - fans of designer skateboards queue...”
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“I recall waking to the realisation that I was the best table tennis player under 17 in north Manchester and parts of Bury. The satisfaction lasted for half an hour before I saw into the noth...”
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“To my ear, the term 'comic novelist' is as redundant and off-putting as the term 'literary novelist'.”
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“Whoever has once been truly unsettled by a work of the imagination will never give loyalty to a single idea, belief system, religious faith or party.”
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“Everything is susceptible to corruption of one sort or another - humanity is one big cheat - but it matters particularly with sport, which ceases to be itself the minute the outcome's rigged...”
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“I've always liked older women. One sad thing about being my age is that there are no older women. I used to amuse my mother's friends even at five or six with witty turns of phrase. Somehow,...”
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“I have made of Sydney, to which I sailed in 1965, a paradise beyond the powers of fancy.”
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“To any young person starting out on life and looking to make a quick fortune, I have this advice: forget banking, but go instead into security, scaffolding, or urban trench digging. Not in a...”
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“You don't remember people you love by the wise things they say but the silly things they do.”
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“Maybe we'd forgotten what socialists are meant to look and sound like. Well, now we've been reminded. They're meant to look and sound like Jeremy Corbyn.”
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“When demagogues and dictators ban art, this is the reason: art is the great solvent of obedient fundamentalism.”
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“Where there are no spectators, there is no sponsorship. Where there is no sponsorship, there is no money. Where there is no money, there are no officials with fingers in the pot. The lesson...”
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“When I see ultra-Orthodox Jews stamping all over Jaffa, or when I see them deciding who is a Jew, I think: 'What's happened to the grand dream of Zionism?' I don't like to see ultra-Orthodox...”
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