Iliza Shlesinger

“I'm certainly not a supermodel.”

“I love getting insight into what makes actors tick.”

“The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with - we're just expected to ignore when a man whistles at us. And it never makes us feel good - it always makes us feel unsafe.”

“Part of being a comic is being flexible, being versatile.”

“The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.”