John Cleese

“Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.”

“I think it's because in America you always get the sense that if you fail, you can just pack up your things and go somewhere else and try again. But in England, it's so geographically small...”

“I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didn't immediate...”

“I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.”