Joseph Heller

“I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.”

“I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.”

“I think Haig will be foolish, but perhaps not quite as foolish as Kissinger was, because Haig doesn't have the education Kissinger had. Haig is a little more dangerous because, I fear, he be...”

“Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You'll always regret it.”

“He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.”

“But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.”

“Rise above principle and do what's right.”