Lewis Carroll

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”

“Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

“There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.”

“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.”

“One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.”

“No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.”

“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”

“The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.”

“'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.'”

“That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.”

“I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!”

“Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.”

“But I was thinking of a way To multiply by ten, And always, in the answer, get The question back again.”

“Which form of proverb do you prefer Better late than never, or Better never than late?”

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

“'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'”

“His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.”

“Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.”