Liza Minnelli

“Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on ot...”

“Half the time, I feel like I'm 12. And the rest of the time, I feel like I'm 80. So I guess I'm somewhere in between. No, I feel great. I've got my health, and that's the most important thin...”

“I was sitting on my mom's lap across from my father to see Kay Thompson at Ciro's. And I always remember this energy force, this woman flying around the room and singing these harmonies so e...”

“Well, when I was growing up it was Ozzie and Harriet on TV - nobody's parents were like that.”

“Working with Dudley Moore was so hilarious. I don't know how we got anything done because everybody was laughing so hard, but he was such a wonderful man, and he had a kindness and a musical...”

“I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.”

“I'm so grateful for everything that's happened. I love my work. People have such hurdles - I just wanted to perform, and I wanted my parents to be proud, and they were proud.”

“I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it.”

“I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it. I always went to people who knew more than I did.”

“Well, we have theatrical parties. It's not me singing. People like to get up and jam on the piano.”

“I've decided that I am totally against jewelry. So I have all fake. There's no reason to have real diamonds. People think it's real anyway.”

“But my brother Joey was there, and my sister Tina Nina Minnelli was there.”

“I walk fast. Keep moving. Always be a moving target. Marilyn Monroe taught me that.”

“I had a one day slip, Matt. So what do you do? You get up and you go on, and you try not to do it again.”

“Never stop moving, or you'll stop moving. I go to dance class every morning, and it's just good to stay strong; I like being healthy.”

“If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would talk about it, and she kept talking and kept processing until we started to laugh about it.”

“Reality is something you rise above.”

“I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and th...”

“My mother was an artist and highly strung, whereas my father was much calmer.”

“He's a good tough producer, yes. But I don't think that he's unreasonable unless he feels threatened. And when somebody's in your home, I think everybody in the home gets threatened.”