“Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'”
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“Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'”
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“I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.”
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“I've watched women being hideously unattractive, personality-wise and physically, all the time. But these women never end up on screen.”
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“When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work at this weight.' I think I was a size 6 at the time. There is just this weird thing about how we pe...”
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“I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.”
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“I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.”
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“I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a...”
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