Mike Leach

“It's indisputable that you'll make way more money with a larger playoff.”

“I think they need to expand the playoff system. I think the minimum should be 16 teams, but they could easily go with more than that... in other words, I want to see more football. Everybody...”

“When the Egyptians were building the pyramids or the Romans were building roads, or you had the westward push with the railroads, I don't think that the guys on the ground were spending a lo...”

“ESPN wants to scrutinize everyone, but if they're scrutinized, they run and hide.”

“The government shutdown, we all know that's a sham. I mean, are they really going to just go to the entire Army and Navy and say, 'You're fired.'”

“I'd like to think I am a good coach but I've called bad plays. I've coached bad practices. I've made bad substitution choices.”

“I would like to be coaching in the right situation if it's a team effort and doesn't have a bunch of mini-agendas. I want something where the school wants to win and values graduation and ev...”

“If Texas and Kansas were countries they wouldn't be admitted to the World Trade Organization. Their policies are congruent with North Korea, Somalia, Turkestan, several other countries I can...”

“You get these Satanists types that don't believe in God. OK, so you realize you don't get Satan if you don't get God, right? Or atheists that want to believe in ghosts. Wait, wait, wait. You...”

“I want to go to a place that's undervalued, where the potential is great, a place that wants to win, not just participate, in football.”

“When Washington State has been good, they've always had a connection to Southern California. You know, as far as visiting, that's different than recruiting. Recruiting is based on production...”

“Washington State is great. I'm completely happy at Washington State.”

“You know, buffalo are significantly bigger than elk. I grew up near Yellowstone so I've been near buffalo. Buffalo are huge.”