Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is possible to have a thousand problems and still not have a single valid reason to kill yourself.”

“Because of nothing but training, some people can effortlessly do something we cannot do even terribly.”

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.”

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.”

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.”

“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they...”

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every s...”

“It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.”

“Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.”

“We have (not free but) caged will.”

“Loyalty is usually a vice when it comes to things such as beliefs.”

“Among other things, culture is the decision as to how a corpse is to be returned to the soil.”

“You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.”

“You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.”

“We ought to relentlessly ignore excuses, especially those we are told by ourselves.”

“We cannot have, but can lose, everything.”

“While recovering from failure, the bitter find comfort, not in the phrase ‘This too shall pass’, but in their hope that ‘They too shall fail’.”

“Money changes some people: Many a woman goes from being ashamed of being some poor or broke man’s girlfriend to being proud of being his girlfriend or even ex-girlfriend as soon as she reali...”