Paris Hilton

“All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.”

“By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.”

“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”

“I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures.”

“I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.”

“I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.”

“I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.”

“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.”

“Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.”

“I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.”

“One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.”

“I always knew I had a voice and I've always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think it's the hardest thing to do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go...”

“I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.”

“What's a soup kitchen?”

“I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting.”

“I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.”

“I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.”

“It will work. I am a marketing genius.”

“When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!”

“Some people change when they think they're a star or something.”