“I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.”
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“I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.”
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“The Tea Party claims to want small government.”
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“I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.”
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“The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.”
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“One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.”
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“One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in...”
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“For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.”
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“I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.”
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“Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.”
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“The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again.”
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“A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.”
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“If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.”
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“The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.”
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“I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.”
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“My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.”
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“The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.”
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“If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the...”
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