“I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing.”
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“I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing.”
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“Making people laugh is easy for me. I'm quite proud of that. But I'm prouder of silencing an audience for a minute because they're thinking about something.”
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“I'd never tried as hard with anything as I did with 'The Office,' and it was one of the things I'm proud of. I wasn't trying to be famous or a comedian, but this opportunity came along when...”
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“Believe it or not, I work out regularly.”
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“People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it.”
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“I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.”
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“I lift weights. Then I put them down again.”
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“I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.”
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