Roger Stone

“The dress hat took a nosedive after the dashing JFK showed up at his inauguration bareheaded. Suddenly, a chapeau was no longer de rigueur for any man leaving the house.”

“Above all, avoid the Indiana Jones fedora. It's very yesterday, and if you wear a black one, you might be mistaken for an Orthodox Jew.”

“Traditionally, Young Republicans have been a leading indicator of the direction of the party.”

“Let's face it: most jerks trying to affect an ascot look like Thurston Howell III.”

“I like the new, cool, swinging Justin Timberlake.”

“Stoutly pro-tax-cut and libertarian on social issues like abortion, Trump is a Republican with the business know-how to turn the country's economy around.”

“Hillary Clinton is excoriating Donald Trump over Trump University? The Clinton scandal at Laureate Education, a for-profit education chain of schools and colleges operating world-wide, inclu...”

“I am a Libertarian Republican in the Goldwater style.”

“'The New York Times' breathlessly writes about the left-of-center Americans Elect being a 'new third party,' but we already have a third party: the Libertarian Party.”

“The reason I'm a Nixonite is because of his indestructibility and resilience. He never quit.”

“There is no excuse for a well-dressed gent to wilt in the warm months.”

“In 2000, Trump could have won the Reform Party nomination. I chaired his presidential exploratory committee.”

“Plush velvet conjures up kings and opulence.”

“Those who are outraged will vote.”

“Politics with me isn't theater. It's performance art. Sometimes, for its own sake.”

“Anyone who listens to the Nixon White House would recognize that Nixon, who was in the Navy, was no stranger to profanity.”

“Few remember that Trump was among the first in the country to recognize the danger of radical Islam.”

“Never, never, never should the pocket square be of the same pattern as your ties. You are not 'Reverend Ike.'”

“I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick.”

“The longer khakis are owned and the more they are washed, the softer and more comfortable they become.”