“I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.”
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“I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.”
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“It's sad when you say a $30 million film is an inexpensive film, but it is.”
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“There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.”
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“The acting thing is so beyond my control. Acting isn't mine. You're like a tiny piece in this big, corporate mechanism that needs chemistry and divine intervention.”
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“Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.”
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“You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.”
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“I can't selfishly take journeys anymore because I have to take a little boy along with me.”
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“It's just too much if you make your career everything. It is everything when you're doing it. But you have to find things you love just as much.”
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“I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.”
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“Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.”
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“After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.”
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“I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.”
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“I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.”
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“I like lists, I'm controlling, I like order. I'm difficult on every level.”
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“Half of my family has a deep-rooted connection to the South and Louisiana, and for me, New Orleans is one of our most precious, historic communities: visually, emotionally, artistically.”
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“Every movie is a love story.”
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“Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.”
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“Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.”
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“I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.”
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“Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.”
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