Scott Adams

“If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpo...”

“Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology.”

“Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.”

“The only risk of failure is promotion.”

“I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.”

“If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just nee...”

“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”

“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”

“Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”

“The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat...”

“I have an endless stream of suggestions coming in from readers who are in cubicles. That keeps me going.”

“There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.”

“Home is pretty utopian.”