Sloane Crosley

“I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.”

“Like most citizens of popular and international urban centres, I don't take advantage of the cultural opportunities. Perhaps this comes from growing up in suburbia. Home is where you eat, sl...”

“Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do.”

“Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.”

“You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial.”

“Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.”