Steve Harvey

“I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, so...”

“God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how the...”

“God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.”

“All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out an...”

“I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.”

“I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.”

“I don't rehearse on either of my shows, 'Family Feud' or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don't want to have any preconceived thoughts, notions, because that kills my creati...”

“If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.”

“I'm not a good mother at all.”

“You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.”

“Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.”

“Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone'...”

“If you'd asked me then if I saw how big 'The Steve Harvey Morning Show' was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I knew I could reach people not as a character but as Steve Harvey, because...”

“One of the biggest misconceptions that a woman has is that a man has to accept her the way she is. No, we don't. I don't know who told you that. We like the bright and shiny. If you stop wea...”

“My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to.”

“You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.”

“The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.”

“As always, whenever I'm contacted by the White House, I'm just humbled.”

“My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.”

“A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.”