Stewart Lee

“The me you see on stage is largely a construct, based on me at my worst, my most annoying, my most petty, and my most patronizing.”

“I went to a hypnotist to learn how not to use drinking a pint before you go on as a way of giving you the confidence to just fly at it, irrespective of the fear. That's not a long-term strat...”

“I'm very grateful to my adoptive family. My mother sorted my life out.”

“I don't think I'd want to be a comedian today if I saw it on the telly. I wouldn't think it was a thing for weirdoes and drop-outs; I'd think it was a thing for squares who wanted to be famo...”

“Normally, when I write a tour show, it's got a title that means something - a beginning, a middle and an end - and some kind of storyline and ideas going through it over two hours.”