“I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.”
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“I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.”
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“People write me every day. It feels like this cycle that keeps giving, because as far along as I get in my happiness and success, hearing other people's stories is a constant reminder of whe...”
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“Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check.”
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“A lot of comedians get a bad rep once they have kids and that's all they talk about, and people are like, 'I don't want to hear about your kids!' I'm like, 'Prepare yourselves. That's all I'...”
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“People complain about Hollywood comedians, but I feel like I selected a tremendous group, ones who aren't fame-obsessed.”
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“Stand-up is very broad strokes, kind of a skeleton of a story or something.”
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“If someone doesn't want me working their club, they're not going to hear from me again. I'm not going to fight or complain about it. I'd rather go someplace else.”
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“My mother was so stylish, but she never pushed that on me. She always thought I looked cool.”
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“I get kind of, um, bored by all the sexuality and gender labels because I feel like that's where the problem comes in, when people feel that they need to have these particular identities. If...”
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