“If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.”
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“If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.”
“My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.”
“For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.”
“If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.”
“So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'”
“So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'”
“Velcro: what a rip-off.”
“I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.”
“I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity of stand-up means that some people are getting to play rock star venu...”