Tom Robbins

“A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don't know how to write sentences.”

“Our world isn't made of earth, air and water or even molecules and atoms; our world is made of language.”

“Usually, autobiography is such an indulgence of the ego.”

“True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system expects the unexpected, is prepared to be disrupted, waits to be transformed.”

“The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same...”

“We use so much bad language that it forms a barrier between ourselves and the truth.”

“What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, b...”

“The brutal truth is, we're scarcely 'educating' children at all. Even if you overlook the guilt, fear, bigotry, and dangerous anti-intellectual flapdoodle being funneled into young brains by...”

“Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.”

“Transformation, liberation and celebration are the themes of all my novels.”

“I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.”

“I have never ever Googled myself; in fact I think the Christian right prohibits such things.”

“The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.”

“I have always been a romantic, one of those people who believes that a woman in pink circus tights contains all the secrets of the universe.”

“I would only read the novels that people classify as 'beach books' if I were being held prisoner and the only alternative was the 'Book of Mormon.'”

“I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic.”

“I went to a large consolidated school in Appalachia. And I wrote the story when I was in the second grade and I took it up to the third floor to the school newspaper office that was written...”

“Well, I believe life is a Zen koan, that is, an unsolvable riddle. But the contemplation of that riddle - even though it cannot be solved - is, in itself, transformative. And if the contempl...”

“Reality is contradictory. And it's paradoxical.”

“The one thing emphasized in any creative writing course is 'write what you know,' and that automatically drives a wooden stake through the heart of imagination. If they really understood the...”