Trevor Noah

“I was doing a show at the Comedy Store which Eddie Izzard saw, and we chatted for a bit afterwards. I didn't really know he was; we just hung out as comedians together, and when he heard my...”

“My mom, through my dad, rented the apartment next door to his... he had the lease on both places. But then, she would dress up and act like his maid... a practical maid. No fantasies.”

“I've always been a fan of issues around race and racialism, and I've loved playing with it. People act as though it isn't an issue, but it's a recurring theme in our lives globally.”

“I'm not a big Hollywood guy. I don't know how the machine works. I leave that to people better than myself.”

“I've never been afraid to fall in love, nor impatient to find it.”

“There's more outrage on Twitter about a One Direction split or about what one band member said to another than there is about institutionalized racism and something huge.”

“What I've always said about comedy is if you do it in the right way, you can say anything to anybody because they know where you're coming from. They know it's not malicious.”

“Nobody owns comedy. Nobody owns a premise. Nobody owns an idea.”

“If you look at it, the history of comedy has always been strongest among the nations who have been persecuted the most.”

“I live in a country where I'd say nine out of ten people know me when I walk through the streets. There's people taking pictures, there's tabloids trying to make up stories. I'm used to that...”

“I don't think I have thick skin, but I heal fast. It's easy to break through, but I heal fast.”

“Maybe it's because I come from a very utopian world of being a comedian, but I'm used to many live comedy performances going on in any city I'm in, and each of us is trying to be the best at...”

“I'm a quarterback. I don't need to score the touchdown. I just need to spot the pass.”