Wanda Sykes

“I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he's my best friend.”

“I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me.”

“I worked with people like Edward Snowden. Well, not people who took stuff home.”

“There's obviously a group who enjoys what Tyler Perry is putting out there. And why fault them? And there's a group that loves the things that Spike does. So they should enjoy that, too. Is...”

“I'm a stand-up comic. I'm always doing dates; it's just that, if I'm working on a project or I'm busy, I can't get out on the road or book any shows. Since the beginning of my career, I'm us...”

“I remember, when I was a kid, my summers were pretty much running around, riding your bike, and then complaining about you were bored.”