“I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.”

“I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.”

“I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”