“I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.”

“I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.”

“I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”