“When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.”

“This is what I know. Don't settle for 40, 50, or even 80 percent. A relationship-it shouldn't be too small or too tight or even a little scratchy. It shouldn't take up space in your closet o...”

“It's human nature to want to help and soothe and save with your love, but it's also arrogant.”

“He's going for wisdom but the real wisdom is knowing there sometimes isn't any.”