“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet - they're all so incredibly selfish.”

“Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.”

“Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.”