“The truth between two people always cuts two ways.”

“Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.”

“Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a brooms...”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”

“I think we ought to live happily ever after.”

“You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.”

“My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”