“I think I will be a great president having to do with the military and also having to do with taking care of our vets.”

“We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around.”

“Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”