“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”

“Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; And once they have you, safe and sound, They want to...”

“I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.”

“I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.”