“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“Dare to Be When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully. When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light. When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it. When s...”

“Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.”

“It’s a lack of clarity that creates chaos and frustration. Those emotions are poison to any living goal.”

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”

“Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don't.”

“Once your mindset changes, everything on the outside will change along with it.”