“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”