“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”