“A little credulity helps one on through life very smoothly.”

“Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.”

“I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to say.”

“Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.”