“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

“You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.”

“Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”