“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
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