“There are many irrational illusions make the sadness of nonsense. But why the blind can see and the deaf can hear, it is for one single real reason. And that is the language of good sense an...”

“The difference between the oldest and the most stupid job you do is that one is selling herself and the other is selling you.”

“I think I found the meaning of life. And that is to have two free days, in one day!”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me...”

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”