“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yip...”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“I will love you with everything I am and all that I have…”

“Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.”